So what if everyone’s eyes squint in confusion when you mention you live on “Rose Hill” in Manhattan. As long as you, quickly, add on that it’s “basically the fillet of the neighborhood,” you’ll be able to avoid the annoying follow-up questions that’ll help your friends pinpoint your exact address. This is your secret spot and no one’s taking that away from you.
So, instead of relying on your vulture-like friends to keep watch over your stuff while you move, ask Clutter. We’ll pick up your excess furniture and antiques, store them in our facilities, and hand-deliver everything to you. Plus, we only ask the important questions. Enjoy your coffee in peace.